Thought I’d share this because I got a laugh out of it, and it seems like this would be very useful for the several AM/IG players my heroic forces battle against on a regular basis.
Attention Guardsman! As a member of the Astra Militarum, you will be expected to follow many orders. While all of these are of paramount importance, it is upon six key orders that the strength of the Guard rests! Knowing these orders can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield.*
Never fear Guardsman – misinterpreting orders through ignorance is a thing of the past! This cut-out-and-keep guide means that you’ll never again have to worry about using volley fire when aimed fire is needed, or accidentally falling back from a mob of Orks when ordered to engage them in close combat. It’s like basic training in your pocket!**
There you have it, Guardsman! This completes your standard order training. Ignorance is no longer an excuse**** when such orders are issued and not complied with, and cowardice and treachery will be assumed.
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That is too funny 🙂
This was definitely one where the RS writer knocked it out of the park. Got quite a chuckle out of it myself.